‘Of Geishas and Thugs’

The kimonos exited the subway.

They walked gingerly with wooden footsteps.

Mobility was not emphasized.

They had to be elegant, despite wearing the traditional clunky shoes not originally designed for ascending and descending subway platforms. They carried with them ceremonial umbrellas not designed to stop rain, or sun for that matter. Designed to be carried about and provide these cultured ladies yet another piece of culture to carry with them on their traditional goings on.

The men, or boys by their side were dressed like cheap, obvious LA rappers from a forgotten time. A time that had been forgotten in LA circa 1991, only to be suddenly remembered without the scent of irony, decades later, on the other side of the world in Harajuku, Tokyo.

And so these traditional/non-traditional couples cavort about the city. The women dressed as traditional Japanese, and the boys blinged out in traditional gangsta. And so the summer moves like this. With these couple sightings at firework displays, weddings in public shrines, baseball games. All someone has to do is declare a particular moment an occasion, and the ladies will start wrapping each other in traditional silk cloth. And the boys will start donning Oakland Athletic caps, with bills unbent, holograms still affixed to the underside, price tags dangling defiantly from the eye holes.

These hybrid cultural couples dominate Japan. In fact, the more rural areas you visit, the more the extremes of culture are pushed. It’s always the guys who neglect the cultural heritage of their home country. The women keep the culture in stride. The women preserve the unique DNA of this country.

Most Viewed Content

I went back into the statistics for this blog to see what readers have been enjoying the most. My reports on Yu Darvish have drawn some serious traffic this year with his upcoming season in the major leagues. Readers have also checked out and sent around various reports and posts on Tokyo culture. Thankfully some of my favorite pieces to write have also proven to be popular with readers of this blog. At any rate, here are the top 20 most popular pieces of content over the last year. I hope you find something interesting and maybe learn something new about life in Tokyo, Japan. Thank you for your continued support of Oyl In Tokyo!

Most Popular Content on Oyl In Tokyo:

1. Yu Darvish Scouting Report.

2. A Brief History of Nike.

3. Two Strikes Against Yu Darvish.

4. Minimalism’s Next Door Neighbor Maximalism.

5. Play Ball Tokyo.

6. Being Tall In Japan.

7. Koshien.

8. Nike Football Soccer Note.

9. Nike Football Ignite Legends.

10. Tsutaya Daikanyama Is the Future.

11. PlayStation Playfaces.

12. ‘Slurp Voraciously.’

13. Nike Japan New Beginnings.

14. The Definition of ‘Linsanity.’

15. Tokyo Ballers.

16. Nike Ignite The Game.

17. My Thoughts On Fukushima.

18. Alternative America.

19. Baseball In Japan.

20. On the Ekiden and the Existence of Finish Lines.

“Jogging”

There is no such thing as casual running in Tokyo.

The parks and sidewalks of Tokyo are basically a paved fashion runway for obsessive, maniacal souls who seek out every possible accessory that happens to remotely relate to running. Every runner in Tokyo is an entire catalogue of possibility. Tights are required. There are fanny packs involved. Backpacks. Packs for their iPods. Another pack for their wallet. Still another one for vending machine change. They wear watches, they wear Nike plus. They wear the dry fit shirt from the 5K ‘fun run’ last summer. They wear a head band that matches their tights. Their iPods match their fanny packs. They run with proper form and stoic expressions and check their pulse regularly. Tokyo runners constantly look like they are on the verge of a PR. They make running look unattainable. And they make this foreign jogger who runs in basketball shorts look like a complete slob. Running in Tokyo lives at the intersection of sports and high fashion. Live in only one of those realms and risk being ostracized by the community.

’Fashion Sport’

If you set yourself up in Harajuku, you’ll see it.

Competitive fashion sport. These kids live for a single purpose: to make it on a blog. The mouths of the alleys are lined with photographers assistants wearing backpacks filled with lenses. They keep their eyes unblinking on the crowded alleyways, looking for a gem amid the sea of non-ironic Japanese hipsters. They are looking for something different in a sea of similarity. They see the same things on loop. American military inspired jackets, glasses with no lenses, an endless current of plaid. They see scarves that have scarves. But every now and then these fly fishers of cool will find something that glimmers. They’ll pull aside the youngster, make them fill out a form and then have their assistant snap four photos of them at the same pre-determined angles. Then they’ll toss the kid back into the sea of regurgitated trendiness and wait again. Catch and release. Some of these kids walk the alleys for the entire weekend. Making a point to slow down before the row of photographers. They’ll casually spin and turn, hoping to be discovered. Sometimes they’ll dive into a thrift shop, pick up an accessory, buy a bandana or wallet chain or bargain sunglasses, and try their luck again. It’s a treasure hunt for credibility. Trying to crack the latest code of what is new in a city obsessed with reinvention. I’ve been stopped two times. I’m no fashionista, but I do stand out a head an shoulders above the rest of the alley. One time I was ‘dressed as’ a street baller, fresh off of playing at Yoyogi. The other time I must have had the right blend of denims to solicit their attention. But I’m not worthy of their time, there are plenty of kids whose life pursuit is to make one of those fashion blogs. They are living street snaps. 
Their cool is untouchable. 

They lead the world of fashion and then they break for a Big Mac.

Fashion man.

Fashion man.

The LED Smiles of Tokyo

They’re igniting their LED smiles in Harajuku.

Taking a concept made for a quick promotional poster, and making it real. Finding inspiration in advertising. This is how it can work in Japan. Life being inspired by the art of commerce. Andy Warhol would be proud.

Their smiles come in rainbow technicolors. They’re painting their fingernails in glow in the dark paints from Tokyu Hands, the store for people officially wanting to live a creative life. For people wanting to live their life like they are living within the perfectly cropped and art directed edges of a print ad. For whom Vogue is gospel. No smirking. No sneering here. Just pure pop culture inspiration. Something to be achieved now, or in the hereafter. Something to be dreamt about, blogged about of course, and texted until it is actualized.

One LED smile at a time. Artificial whitening. Artificial neon pinking.

The ones who live in a Gwen Steffani video from 1997. Hollerback LED girl, flash that hybrid grill and give new meaning to the meaningless and all the other day to day business of this pop factory. Reputation is currency here. Style is buying power.

What is printed on your chest is worth more than the contents of our wallet on your most financially bulging days. Hold onto your image, and keep projecting it in HD 3D over UStream. Tweet your hashtags and casually manage your street cred, until it gets you into the VIP room surrounded by Russion models, who in three months will be smiling at you with LED grins.

The street artist takes it all in. 

The advertising creative asks what is authenticity these days anyway?

Especially in Tokyo.

Authenticity is imagination. If you can think it, it is real, and something to be adapted by influencers X, Y and Z, to be published in a low gloss, high priced, limited edition art book slash magazine slash catalog.

As soon as the poster goes up, it becomes a mirror. And you see ten thousands reflections marching on Cat Street.

Followers. Non thinkers, just reactors and adaptors and remixers, of the Always Newest and Most Shiniest Thing.

Disposable, to be cast aside. Build it with the intention it will be soon destroyed. But used first, in mass.

Disposable to be cast aside and swallowed by the next outdoor advertising cycle. But embraced strong enough that the men in conservative suits get intimidated and relinquish the keys of culture to the chronically, perpetually young with their LED enable smiles.

An Examination of the Tokyo Hippie

The Tokyo hippie sports 400 dollar salon tousled dreadlocks and wears matching 400 dollar jeans boasting the latest intentionally retro style of manufactured grunge.

On Earth Day, the hippies of Tokyo are compelled to buy hemp clothing for style reasons and not for ‘the good of the environment’ reasons. You see, Earth Day is but another micro fashion season around here, to be doted on for it’s signature color palette rather than deeper stirrings of a social conscience.

It’s just that the earth tones generated by recycled processes yield such unique colors and imperfections of texture that you won’t be able to find in the higher end designer boutiques.

The Tokyo hippies buy bags of dirt, double wrapped in plastic, tied with ribbon and string, triple wrapped in different papers, put in a plastic bag, put in a paper bag, folded and wrapped in wrapping paper, to then be conveniently placed in your urban man purse.

At least the excessive wrapping lets you recycle quite a bit of material with every purchase.

They wear designer tie-dyed shirts with edgy rasterized silk screenings of Che Guevara, as they walk tip-toeing Paris Hilton designer dogs wearing tiny designer tie-dyed shirts of Bob Marley beneath dyed and hemp knitted beanies.

Hackey sacks dangle from one of their cellphones.

They’ve got the look.

Somewhere in the not so distant distance, you can hear a drum circle in full swing. As you get closer, the nuances of the Tokyo hippie drum circle are revealed to you. A guy, in tie-dyed gear, sits behind a boombox and portable turn table set up. As his buddies bang handmade African inspired drums, he adds a layer of vinyl to the sound, and adds a techno scratching to the drum circle that the inventors of Woodstock could never fathom.

Perhaps the biggest differences between the Tokyo hippie and their American counterparts is their practice of superior personal hygiene. I roamed the crowded marketplace of tents for three hours and did not crinkle my nose once in disgust. There was nary a trace of hippie funk to be whiffed. Nor the wafting aroma of marijuana.

Earth Day provides proof that once again, Tokyo will not accept an outside tradition without adding its own layer of meaning and style to it.

Now I’m off to go roll my jeans in some dirt so I can align with this earthen trend.

Kum-ba-yah y’all!

the pattern craig ehlo sees when he closes his eyes

the pattern craig ehlo sees when he closes his eyes

this one goes out to christian laettner.

this one goes out to christian laettner.

the official kicks of TYO

the official kicks of TYO

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