Basketball is a Universal Language
I speak a little bit of Japanese. Enough to get by. It flows slower than molasses, but it eventually gets the job done.
But last night I found that the language of hoops turbo charges my conversational speeds in Japanese.
I went to an open gym with my brother-in-law in rural Tochigi, Japan. None of the players in the gym spoke English beyond ‘Hello.’ So the greetings were slow. But then they noticed that I was wearing Kobe V’s.
Then the conversation really heated up.
I noticed that one guy was wearing Kobe VI’s. Another had on Kevin Durant’s signature shoe. Another was in Hyperdunks. Of the ten players in the gym, 9 had Nikes. Just one had Adidas. And he admitted that he wanted the newly released Kobe VII.
Japanese flows a lot more freely when I can use words like ‘Kobe Bryant,’ ‘Kevin Durant’ and ‘LeBron James.’
We all agreed that LeBron’s shoes were too heavy for our style of play. That his signature kicks were more appropriate as a fashion shoe. They liked some of the recent colorways, but none of them had any pairs of LeBrons.
KD and Kobe were undisputed kings with this crowd.
I found it interesting that Kevin Durant, a relative newcomer has found some die hard fans in rural Japan.
None of the guys were able to watch NBA games, as they are only offered on an obscure station at midnight local time. They knew Durant’s game from YouTube. Kobe has been around longer, and many of the players said they had DVD’s celebrating different Lakers’ championships.
One smaller player idolized Jason Kidd. Every time someone would make a semi-fancy pass, he would shout ‘Jason Kiddo!’
There were no Dirk fans in the house. In fact most had never even heard of him. Which I found odd since he is one of the most successful outside of the US born players in league history.
For apparel, Brand Jordan dominated the court. Most players wore gigantic, parachute baggy Jordan shorts. It was like the Fab-Five on steroids. There were a couple And 1 shirts. But again, mostly Nike.
Everyone had a pretty freestyling game. It was definitely more street than bukatsu. The tendency was for every game to evolve into a high octane running game. There wasn’t a lot of showboating. So it was like a streamlined street style where smart and lighting fast passes were admired.
Every time I drove the hoop I was met with a chorus of ‘Kobe!!’ Which gave my dusty game a nice ego padding.
When someone would shoot from deep they were instantly declared ‘KD!’
I loved the enthusiasm for the game and the many player references that freely flowed during the session.
On one particular drive to the hoop, I made an extra effort to elude the defenders and extend to the hoop. Someone yelled out ‘Michael Jordan!’
To which I replied in the negative in my best Japanese ‘Michael Jordan janayo!’
I am not Michael Jordan.
But I didn’t dispute the Kobe comparisons…












